Kiell is off ending world hunger through Parkour or something, so he asked me to post these images for him. This was from his recent trip to Vancouver to shoot photos for an upcoming UBC buildering guidebook. This is the part where he’d write about his experiences, how amazing everything was, etc., but since he’s not here I’ll write it for him.
Vancouver is amazing. I was here a few years ago, but back then my brain failed to comprehend the vastness of amazingness that is Vancouver. The streets are paved with gold. Literally. Not the misused literally meaning figuratively. Nobody gives a shit because everyone in Vancouver is rich, and nobody needs money because the government is socialist and everyone has free health care. Plus gold is what those redneck conservatives types hoard, thinking the economy is going to crash because of Obama. Not Vancouverites. All people here are freethinking, nonpartisan, society contributing entrepreneurs.
Ard and Mayumi were nice, plus they have the best friends. I was never bored and they were the perfect hosts. Everything I ate was so goddamn good it was magical. I couldn’t stop saying how goddamn good everything was that I ate. [Ard: true story, he couldn’t.] You’d think a world class metropolis like London would have better food, but eating in Vancouver was like someone just peeled the wax off my tongue and I was tasting for the first time.
The weather was perfect. It never rained. It never does. Women are allowed to walk around topless and frequently do — but only the attractive ones. I don’t know what else to say really, other than I’m flying straight from wherever the fuck I am right now to Vancouver and never leaving.