I’m writing to you from optomen tv www.optomen.com. I’m keen to find out more about Buildering in the hope of making a film.
Someone mentioned to me that there was a team of climbers hoping to tackle some of the highest building in the world…
Be great to have a chat.
Anyway, the elite buildering team members have code names styled after African mammals. Each has a specialty: brute strength, cracks, delicate face climbing, speed climbing (arguably not a legitimate climbing style, but if it’s good enough for the X-Games it’s good enough for me), and of course the sexy blonde is ultra flexible and can bend into any number of ungodly positions.
Oh dude…if they were all chicks you could call them The Five Tens. Shit man, I’m basically writing your movie for you.