What would happen if you threw a big fat city squirrel in a cage with the small but wiry mountain squirrel? Buildering.net finds out.
Sept 25, 2003 – Press Release
Upon announcement of the buildering.net City Squirrel vs. Mountain Squirrel Cage Match the phones have been ringing off the hook. It seems people have an unquenchable thirst for the blood of our furry little fighters. Here are our stars at today’s press conference:
Ooh, that City Squirrel sure does have spunk. Will Mountain Squirrel let the intimidation get the best of him? Stay tuned.
Oct 17, 2003 – The Saga Continues
Here we catch our stars in a candid moment:
Ooh…looks like Mountain Squirrel is hard at work, while city squirrel is content gorging on pizza and beer. Will Mountain Squirrel’s strict diet give him the upper hand? Stay tuned.
Oct 29, 2003 – Training Day
Ooh…it looks like both squirrels are taking their training seriously. Who will be the victor? Can squirrels ride bicycles? Is Mountain Squirrel the hidden dragon? These questions answered and more. Stay tuned.
Nov 01, 2003 – Go Time
LET’S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLE!!!!!!!
Ooh…what a tragedy! Who could have predicted this outcome? I guess we’ll never know who reigns victorious, other than the humans. Go humans!
As many readers are certainly unsatisfied with this outcome, buildering.net’s very own Dean of Zoology weighs in on the matter. (I shit you not. The Dean of Zoology at UBC read about the cage fight and gave us his opinion.)