Do you see that towering spire of beauty jutting out of the flatlands that is Holland? That is the most gorgeous climbing wall I have ever seen.

Of course it’s in the Netherlands, where all things awesome are born. It’s in a sports complex called Kardinge, which is Dutch for “fuck yeah.” And since you’re already in the wonderful country that also birthed fierljeppen ( you know you’ve got all sorts of crazy shit going on around you. And then after a long day of being awesome you can go to a bakery and get pot brownies. Holland, I salute you.


Dinosaur, motherfucker.