I’m so stoked to have Timmy O’Neill as my FB friend! (And he’ll be your friend too, just ask!)

I love this man. So does everyone else. Timmy is living proof that if you’re a nice enough, funny enough guy, you can do whatever the fuck you like.

People will just smile and wave. Cops will give you hugs and bring you home to meet their daughters. He’s diplomatic immunity personified.

This is the truth people, learn this lesson and learn it well: life gives back what you put into it. Now go climb something and stop being such a prick.